MythicReader

chalkbird:

you all are so much stronger than me because i am willing to throw HANDS to defend the barbie movie. the second a MAN has the audacity so say “i didn’t relate to it” (of course you didn’t, it’s not for you) or “it’s not that deep” (yes it is, learn media literacy) or “it’s man hating propaganda” (no it isn’t, it’s anti patriarchy which suppresses both men and women) or “i’m not watching it because it’s too pink and girly” (seriously just. grow up already) it’s on SIGHT.

divinestrike:

um … compilation

calware:

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying “i’m going to kms”:

• i’m going to kill god
• i’m going to delete my blog
• i’m going to explode
• i’m going to blow up this entire website
• i’m going to become the joker
• this is going to be my villain origin story
• i’m being so brave about it
• fuck it we ball
• god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
• i’m too pretty for this
• all according to plan

feel free to add on

inkyedie:

If you think the Barbie movie is anti-men you are a silly billy (derogatory) and that is my professional analysis

abner-krill:

Just so we’re clear, the movie we watched this weekend very loudly proclaimed that gender is a made up identity completely separate from “biological sex” and if you accept that narrative then you must also accept the existence of trans people, nb people and anyone else who does not neatly fit into the concept of the gender binary

animentality:

When barbie notices the leaves in the trees rustling and people yelling and people crying and children playing and people living their lives in this strange other world, and she sees an old woman and she cries and tells her she’s beautiful…why was that so emotional?

How did barbie make me see the mundanity of life as something miraculous and new

royalydamned:

there’s just something about talking to a man, mentioning the Barbie movie. Because you talk about it, excited, and he says it’s stupid, it’s bullshit and then you ask him why and he just shrugs. Like have you seen it? no. Have you seen the trailer? no. Do you know what it’s about? No. It doesn’t matter, he is set on the fact it’s bullshit becuase it’s pink, it’s girly, it’s about dolls. Like suddenly you’re a little girl again who tried to hate everything associated with girls and girlhood because it was stupid and ridiculed and you didn’t want to be made fun of.

moreliketearsofpain: